Dear John,
I would like to pose this hypothetical letter to you, man-who-tore-us-down. Your outrage at our URINALSTREAM mid-afternoon is precisely why we find our piece relevant. Your bout of rage I can attribute to nothing more than fearful reaction to the content on our stream. I hope from the experience you will go on to tell a friend of how you swelled with fearful anger at the sight of an LCD display. How you decided to teach it a lesson and ripped it from the wall. How in your raging anger you intended to take it home with you where you could stow it away all for your own.
Everything aside, I hope you tell someone and this stirs conversation. Conversation is good.
Love,
URINALTEAM
